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Last night I tried out some Under The Bed Restraints. I never tried this kind before and it was cool, like something out of a movie. The one I got was simple to install, I just threw it under the mattress, which was alot easier than when I use to tie rope to the 4 posts of the bed. I hid it under my mattress and lured my girl to the bed without her knowing it was there. After I tied her up I used the Afterglow Candle, which when melts becomes an awesome high-slip massage oil. It was fun, when I poured it on her she would scream a little (doesn't burn her), and since she was tied up she couldn't grab it. You can buy them here.]]> General http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=99 Mon, 29 Dec 2008 15:40:18 -0600 http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=98 I love light bondage in sex. So, I keep trying different cuffs, and I gotta say these Super Cuffs are awesome. They have Velcro closures, that are extremely secure and when I asked Lisa to get out of them she couldn't. They are also very comfortable for the girl unlike regular all steel ones. You can buy them at this store.]]> General http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=98 Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:27:36 -0600 http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=97
I bought my first porn video since 10 years ago. I bought Jenna Loves Pain. It was a good bondage flick, it wasn't extreme BDSM that include gimps, elaborate costuming, blades, etc. The beginning of the DVD is a bit annoying with lots of advertising and wouldn't let me fast forward. After that it got much better. Scene 2 was great with Amber Michaels & Nina Hartley. Amber's hands are hooked to her ankles with leather straps while on the table with a ball gag in her mouth. Nina Hartley comes in with a riding crop and proceeds to establish herself as the dominant one. DVDs like this are always great to watch with a girl you are dating to help get in the mood.]]> General http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=97 Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:18:25 -0600 http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=96 WHITE WOMEN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date: You get terrific head.

Second Date: You get even more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you’ll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date: You don’t even get to the third date and you’ve already realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She’s pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She’s pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father’s girlfriend’s mother, her two cousins, her sister’s Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN:

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.

Second Date: You are shot dead.

No third date.
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]]> The Girls http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=95 Sat, 18 Oct 2008 09:03:37 -0500 http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=94 I tried 2 more sex toys/game last night. The first were Tweezer Nipple Clamps. I mostly just used these for a lingerie show she gave me and we took a ton of photos. The Nipple Clamps made the pix look more sexy and hardcore especially when I added my old whip.

Next we tried the Strip Chocolate Game. I couldn't picture have much fun with this, I didn't think it was my style. But it was fun in an unexpected way. It wasn't sexy for us, but instead it was hilarious. I kept only landing on the chocolate squares, so I was constantly painting chocolate drawings on her, and we were cracking up cause she was covered with my really bad drawings. It was a good time.]]> General http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=94 Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:26:32 -0500 http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=93 Tennis Matchmaking , hopefully she's good and will teach me a thing or two ;-)

My wrist was hurting bad last time I played though. I think I'll try buying a wrist support and see if that helps.]]> General http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=93 Thu, 11 Sep 2008 10:45:12 -0500 http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=92
I tried out two new sextoys last night. First I set the mood right with candles then I blindfolded her. After that I started using the Pinwheel on her you see in the photo, also known at the Wartenberg Wheel. She had a lot of reactions. First it scared the crap out of her, then she was liking it, then in certain areas it was tickling her. I then moved on and used the doorjam cuffs I bought. These badboys where awesome, much better than regular handcuffs. They where very easy to attach to the door and put on her, so no time was wasted. It's nice because it allows you to bang her her hard for a while against the door with her legs over your shoulders and you both won't be tired. I highly recommend the Door Jam Cuffs. I got them at this store.
]]> General http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=92 Tue, 9 Sep 2008 10:30:12 -0500 http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=91 Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic................................No breasts.
Average looking.....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
Feminist...............................Fat.
Free Spirit.................................Junkie.
Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
Open-minded.........................Desperate.
Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional................. ..........Bitch.
Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate.....................Stalker. ]]> General http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=91 Sat, 23 Aug 2008 16:33:08 -0500 http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=90
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