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The Top 10 friend gifts:

1. Bullseye Treats Dart Board - assortment of beer cheeses and a fun game of darts.

2. A cool glass - bottle-in-a-glass

3. Master of the Grill - A barbeque blast gift basket

4. Sports Team Skin - a skin of his favorite sports team for his laptop, cell phone, MP3 player, PDA device, camera, or gaming device.

5. Old Irish Pub Antique Sign - personalized gift for someone’s bar area, rec room, or even a well-appointed garage, extend a warm, personalized Irish welcome to guests and “regulars” alike.

6. Fire Hydrant Drink Dispenser - Come the sweltering days of summer, there’s nothing quite as refreshing as standing in front of an unleashed fire hydrant.

7. Hickory Handyman Tool Bag - comes loaded to the brim with all of their Hickory Farms favorites.

8. Home Brewery - Easy-to-use Home Brewing System allows you to brew 2 gallons of amazing beer, right from the comfort of your own home

9. Custom Bobblehead - . You can customize figurines by choosing your clothes, positions, the landscape and even the number of people you want on the same base for your gift.

10. Pool Room Barware - Beer (and all beverages!) taste better out of a glass with their name on it!

Also, some of these store may have coupon codes at CouponPunk.com , to save you some money]]> General http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=102 Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:06:14 -0500 http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=101 adult dating site that caters only to people only seeking casual, intimate or short-term relationship. That sounds like me! The end of the year is never a good time to start a real relationship, cause when it's time to get a gift, what do you get for some you only knew a few weeks? Anyway check out the site at LustPersonals.com]]> General http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=101 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:45:22 -0500 http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=100
# If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it.

# Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.

# Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.

# When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' is fine.

# What do you mean, 'leering?' She's obstructing my view.

# When I'm turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp, saying 'Oh, this is our exit, Honey' is not really necessary.

# When you're not around, I belch so loudly that I even appall myself.

# The temperature in the cave will be my responsibility. It will be slightly to moderately cooler than you want it.

# SportsCenter starts at 10:00 P.M. and runs one hour. This is an excellent time for you to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer, or talk to your sister.

# Is it too much to ask to have the bra match the underwear?

# You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about. ]]> General http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=100 Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:11:04 -0500 http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=99

Last night I tried out some Under The Bed Restraints. I never tried this kind before and it was cool, like something out of a movie. The one I got was simple to install, I just threw it under the mattress, which was alot easier than when I use to tie rope to the 4 posts of the bed. I hid it under my mattress and lured my girl to the bed without her knowing it was there. After I tied her up I used the Afterglow Candle, which when melts becomes an awesome high-slip massage oil. It was fun, when I poured it on her she would scream a little (doesn't burn her), and since she was tied up she couldn't grab it. You can buy them here.]]> General http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=99 Mon, 29 Dec 2008 15:40:18 -0500 http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=98 I love light bondage in sex. So, I keep trying different cuffs, and I gotta say these Super Cuffs are awesome. They have Velcro closures, that are extremely secure and when I asked Lisa to get out of them she couldn't. They are also very comfortable for the girl unlike regular all steel ones. You can buy them at this store.]]> General http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=98 Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:27:36 -0500 http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=97
I bought my first porn video since 10 years ago. I bought Jenna Loves Pain. It was a good bondage flick, it wasn't extreme BDSM that include gimps, elaborate costuming, blades, etc. The beginning of the DVD is a bit annoying with lots of advertising and wouldn't let me fast forward. After that it got much better. Scene 2 was great with Amber Michaels & Nina Hartley. Amber's hands are hooked to her ankles with leather straps while on the table with a ball gag in her mouth. Nina Hartley comes in with a riding crop and proceeds to establish herself as the dominant one. DVDs like this are always great to watch with a girl you are dating to help get in the mood.]]> General http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=97 Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:18:25 -0500 http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=96 WHITE WOMEN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date: You get terrific head.

Second Date: You get even more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you’ll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date: You don’t even get to the third date and you’ve already realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She’s pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She’s pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father’s girlfriend’s mother, her two cousins, her sister’s Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN:

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.

Second Date: You are shot dead.

No third date.
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]]> The Girls http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=95 Sat, 18 Oct 2008 09:03:37 -0400 http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=94 I tried 2 more sex toys/game last night. The first were Tweezer Nipple Clamps. I mostly just used these for a lingerie show she gave me and we took a ton of photos. The Nipple Clamps made the pix look more sexy and hardcore especially when I added my old whip.

Next we tried the Strip Chocolate Game. I couldn't picture have much fun with this, I didn't think it was my style. But it was fun in an unexpected way. It wasn't sexy for us, but instead it was hilarious. I kept only landing on the chocolate squares, so I was constantly painting chocolate drawings on her, and we were cracking up cause she was covered with my really bad drawings. It was a good time.]]> General http://www.kaffy.com/index.php?itemid=94 Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:26:32 -0400